Hi Tech Girl


An adaptation of Madonna’s "Material Girl"
written and performed by Lynda Williams for USPAS


Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they’re passe
if they can’t talk about quantum theory
I just walk away.
I like geeks and I like nerds
at least they see the light.
Science is my first true love
Cuz it excites my mind.

Chorus:
We are living in a high tech world
and I am a hi tech girl.
You know that we are living in a hi tech world
and I am a hi tech girl.

I like physics and mathematics
I think they are great
I can calculate cross sections and decay rates.
I like playing with computers
I love crunching code.
I’m gonna simulate my theory with
some Monte Carlo.

Chorus (repeat)

Boys may come and boys may go
and that’s all right you see,
I’m too busy making tenure
to have a family.

Chorus (repeat)

I got a satellite dish that receives and transmits
on a giga, mega, centi, milli, nano bandwidth.
I’m a computer hacker, an online attacker
busting with my fingertips megabytes of minibits!

I’m a hi tech girl living in a hi tech world!

copyright 1998 Lynda Williams